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'Most people just put their elderly parents into a care home!'

I don't have anybody to blame for my destiny...

"It's not an emergency phone call. I'm deleting you from my contact list."

"It's a new year, a NEW start!. . . We must put aside our sexist misogynistic past. . ."

"Global warming, Tibet, Darfur, starving children, AIDS, Iraq ... and on top of all this, I’m late for my spinning class!"

"It's for you."

"Hello. I am from social services. I see you are about to stab that man in the face. I, of course, respect your reasons for doing so and I wouldn't dream of trying to stop you. But, have you given any thought to how you may feel afterwards?"

Fake Beggar

Please Help: Credit Cards Accepted

Bank machine gives to beggar

"Take a note...holding notebooks upside down is a new fad with gang members."

"But, I have to work from home. Otherwise, the junk man might haul it off while I'm away."

"I don't think we'll ever get off this boat!"

Demonization: Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse.

Man giving a beggar a comb

Bethelehem Billboard.

Cautious when I should have been irrationally exuberant...Irrationally exuberant when I should have been cautious.

"I should have stolen a different identity."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"You know, there are other emojis."

Press Freedom

The Cougher

The Working Woman's Magazine

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"