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"The centre has been burnt down by your children..."

'Follow me Kids, I've got booze.'

'We find the 'ASDA' far more effective than the ASBO in these parts.'

"Help pay my copyright fees."

"Unfortunately, I left the middle class before the middle class got to be so important."

Bank Cuts Jobs. . . Employees in Need!

"There! Now It's Democratic Socialism!"

Grim Reaper Takes Selfie with Migrants

Once again, Nigel had failed to capture the zeitgeist.

Report: Death rate rises for middle-aged white men in America.

'Full liability insurance coverage guaranteed.'

'Binge drinking can lead to unguarded sex and pregnancy - though in your case its led to an enormous beer gut.'

'Oh, sure -- now they lower the standards!'

'It's the only place they're allowed to advertise any more.'

Headline reads 'Childhood obesity scare' - 'Could I see the children's menu?'

"£30,000 pa and you´re looking at the perks."

"Vaping is 95% less likely to kill you, but 98% more likely to make you look like a complete tosser!"

Generic Tragicomment

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

A Little Extra

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

Beggar tosses money to the 1%.

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

Bertolt Brecht

"Social distancing has really changed things at the office. In some ways it's really improved relationships with colleagues. For instance..."

'Oh, that's a deduction to pay for management perks.'

Demonization: Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse.

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"Ogden, you're taking yourself too damn seriously."

"Wuhan virus, Ebola, West Nile, Asian Flu. . . what's wrong with good old American diseases?"

"Down here, greed is totally unregulated."

"I work all winter on my beach body, and everyone still stares at you!"

The nurse of the future