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"The centre has been burnt down by your children..."

'Follow me Kids, I've got booze.'

"Help pay my copyright fees."

"Unfortunately, I left the middle class before the middle class got to be so important."

"There! Now It's Democratic Socialism!"

Grim Reaper Takes Selfie with Migrants

Once again, Nigel had failed to capture the zeitgeist.

Report: Death rate rises for middle-aged white men in America.

'Full liability insurance coverage guaranteed.'

'Binge drinking can lead to unguarded sex and pregnancy - though in your case its led to an enormous beer gut.'

'Oh, sure -- now they lower the standards!'

'It's the only place they're allowed to advertise any more.'

Headline reads 'Childhood obesity scare' - 'Could I see the children's menu?'

"£30,000 pa and you´re looking at the perks."

"Vaping is 95% less likely to kill you, but 98% more likely to make you look like a complete tosser!"

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

Beggar tosses money to the 1%.

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

Demonization: Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse.

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

'Oh, that's a deduction to pay for management perks.'

"Ogden, you're taking yourself too damn seriously."

"Social distancing has really changed things at the office. In some ways it's really improved relationships with colleagues. For instance..."

Obey the Book or be damned!

"I work all winter on my beach body, and everyone still stares at you!"

The nurse of the future

"Wuhan virus, Ebola, West Nile, Asian Flu. . . what's wrong with good old American diseases?"

"Down here, greed is totally unregulated."

Effective Catcalls

'Wow, they certainly know how to hide their poverty!'

"Oh, I'm sorry. That procedure isn't covered. Now, spin the wheel to see what you'll pay."

'I'm tired of politicians ignoring me -- I want to have my name legally changed to 'Joe Six-Pack.''

Now Entering Urban America, Please Drive Around Chalk Outlines.