Social Commentary Buffs Mugs

"You'll be happy to know that race played no part in this decision."

'We interrupt this program for a report about bad manners.'

"There's only three episodes. It's the glacier melting live channel."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

Press Freedom

"You know, there are other emojis."

The Cougher

The Working Woman's Magazine

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Coronavirus Impact on Children

Critisize your weight.

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

"Yes, one is a dog."

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

The Berlin Peace Movement

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"