Social Commentary Buffs Gifts

"You'll be happy to know that race played no part in this decision."

'We interrupt this program for a report about bad manners.'

"There's only three episodes. It's the glacier melting live channel."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

Support the Ex-Troops

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

Torturing the English Language

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

Wifi in Hell

"You know, there are other emojis."

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

Press Freedom

The Cougher

The Working Woman's Magazine

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

Coronavirus Impact on Children

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

"Yes, one is a dog."

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

Our Two Parties, Explained

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

Real Life/Surreal Life