Social Commentary Enthusiast Mugs

'The criminals round here are really blatant!'

'The North South Divide runs through the middle of our house'

'Get a job!'

Beggar tosses money to the 1%.

Played by the rules.

'Ok, so that came out wrong... But I'm definitely not a racist...I mean, I have tons of black friends.'

'You're a single person on benefits with too many rooms - we're downsizing you!'

Kind of vague. Please whatever.

'It's fifty bucks for a half hour, and of course ten percent of that goes to the disaster relief fund.'

"Oh go on! Give him some pocket money."

"Like, weirdest date ever, last night, he kept trying to make eye contact!"

'You'll probably have to pay excess on that.'

An offended street-sweeper

'But I'm a volunteer.'

'He's the homeless one - I'm just living my life.'

Women going out for a Smoke.

"He's checking the math for political correctness."

"Gee, it looks like you're addicted to the same opioids I'm addicted to."

"I want this to be clear: In this bunch I am the bad apple."

I don't believe in suing, besides, I'm just happy to be alive.'

"Harry's building a second home."

'My wife left me and I lost my fortune. Well, not in this order.'

'If you're going to San Fransisco, you can't wear a flower in your hair these days, sir.'

'It's the ultimate reality TV show - it's about a family with a foreclosed mortgage, no job and no health insurance.'

'Instead of a handout, I can get you a job, as a coalmine canary.'

Hell or paradise = New York or Moscow

The Pied Crack Piper.

Druggie: '( Psst! ) Hey buddy...wanna buy some really good Halluncinogens?'

'Alf did you see they have frozen the sum you can leave before tax?'

'Let's call it a day -- my thumb's beginning to throb.'

"It's worse than the wrong side of the tracks. . . I was born on them!"

"But I am a key worker."

"Apparently they're waiting for Banksy."

If You Can Read This You Are Not Socially Distanced

"I would give you money but you need to pull yourself up by your bootstraps."