Social Commentary Lover Pillows

"Well they look pretty undocumented to me."

National scapegoat committee: 'So that's agreed - once again we blame shortsighted, lefthanded redheads.'

"Sweetheart, use your inside gun."

"Our studies have shown that 'nature' and 'nuture' are both important but nothing like as important as a trust fund!"

'Did you hear about Captain Sykes? He's missing in action after an attack by a platoon of winos.'

Effective Catcalls

'How about lunch tomorrow at noon? No wait, tomorrow is out.'

Martha Stewart's punishment - "Well, if you ask me, it might have been worse. The court could have sentenced me to watch all my old television programs."

'Can't afford a Second Home.'

Grim Reaper joins the NRA

'That's the only heritage you get round here.'

'Look at that plumage. He must be the alpha male.'

'I'm lazy, workshy and anti-social but at least, I'm honest. Please help.'

Deaf Row

'Wow, they certainly know how to hide their poverty!'

"Guess we don't need to write 'Sorry we missed you...' slips anymore."

"Oh, I'm sorry. That procedure isn't covered. Now, spin the wheel to see what you'll pay."

'I've been working zero hours for years.'

"At least have the courtesy of maintaining social distancing."

Masks Required

Nice Thoughts $2

'I'm Hartwell, sir -- Bixby was transferred to the night shift.'

"Street crime must be really bad...he's too scared to go out intimidating people."

The Bananastan Border Guards failed to interpret our designer stubble and 'distressed look' as critique of the social system we had just fled.

'Was it Drink Related?'

'It's hard to commit to the army when they remember the dead and forget the living.'

"I want to show my Missus what happens to guys like you."

"Oi! - Two meeters! - Two metres!"

'I hate these braces!'

Our Kevin soon had the snow cleared up.

'Only on £20,000 a year please help.'

'The secret to this is you've got to love what you're not doing.'

Now Entering Urban America, Please Drive Around Chalk Outlines.

"Ignore him. We don't talk to the gatherers."

Freddy is a pacifist who counters violence with words. Sam the mugger likes people like Freddy.