Digital Commentary Lovers Gifts

The Unfriended Masses

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

Barcode Dreams

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

Beggar tosses money to the 1%.

Goodnight Social Media.

'Before each of you is a video camera. In the event I do something that could go viral...'

"Social distancing has really changed things at the office. In some ways it's really improved relationships with colleagues. For instance..."

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

Demonization: Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse.

'No, I'm not writing to Santa, I'm writing a blog questioning the validity of Santa, since he has no web presence.'

The nurse of the future

"I work all winter on my beach body, and everyone still stares at you!"

"Down here, greed is totally unregulated."

"Wuhan virus, Ebola, West Nile, Asian Flu. . . what's wrong with good old American diseases?"

Effective Catcalls

"Oh, I'm sorry. That procedure isn't covered. Now, spin the wheel to see what you'll pay."

'Wow, they certainly know how to hide their poverty!'

"It's a new year, a NEW start!. . . We must put aside our sexist misogynistic past. . ."

"Would you be willing to participate in a brief survey following this transaction concerning customer satisfaction?"

Panhandler displays sign: Give now, on vacation next 2 weeks.

Now Entering Urban America, Please Drive Around Chalk Outlines.

"I'm getting old. . . I only got 17 hate comments!"

"Well they look pretty undocumented to me."

The Police - 1829

'I'm sorry Sir, I can't allow you to enter this country. Your passport is okay, but your internet rating is lousy!'

Redundant horse searches for the definition of 'giddy up' online.