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Convenience.

"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit"

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"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

'Before each of you is a video camera. In the event I do something that could go viral...'

"Actually, we will replace you."

Pop up begger.

'Oh no! The sharp elbowed middle class!'

" ... and this is my wife - I'm legally obligated to tell you that."

'I was texting when my pop spilled on my laptop, which made me drop my iPod. So you see, officer, it wasn't my fault. Blame technology.'

NHS computer: Kaput.

'Bad enough they always ask what the worst case scenario is. Must they always look so damned happy asking it?'

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

'Why is there a 'Like' button but no 'Despise' button?'

'I found it on Craig's List.'

"But how many followers do you have?"

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

'Oh, I think I know exactly what the artist is saying. He's saying; 'With a bit of luck, some idiot will buy this junk'!'

"It's unbelievable to get kicked out of paradise because of one lousy apple... But wait, I'll give you a really bad rating for that, buddy!"

'I can't believe how many firms let staff waste time on so-called 'social-networking'.'

'Our research shows that downloading happy songs prolongs computer life by 20.'

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"They misspelled your avatar."

'Try rebooting.'

"I don't care how much I own – there's still something unsatisfying about digital Girl Scout Thin Mints."

'Thanks for stopping in. Don't call us, our database will contact your database.'

"I've heard of click bait before, but this is ridiculous!"

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"After years of unsuccessfully trying to catch my tail, I decided to just follow it on twitter."

M.D. Mister Jones is back with his sore throat --- He Googled instead of gargled.

"Dreadful party, nobody to talk to!"

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