Digital Era Satirist Pillows

"The last thing I remember is telling my kids that it would probably shock me if they all stopped texting long enough to eat dinner."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

The Proust of Twitter

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

"Now you can send it."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

'My dog ate my computer.'

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

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"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

"Fact amnesty"

Twitter that!

Bill was so determined to Twitter no one dared tell him he couldn't do it with a calculator.

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending' yourself on Facebook."

'Twitter for goldfish.'

Social media and censorship...

"Grandpa's not tech savvy. If I want to unfriend someone, I say, 'I don't like you anymore' to their face."

Follow me on Twitter...

'for more obit info, go to...'

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"The x-rays came back, and — I'm sorry, but we found a very large attachment."

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There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

Meet John Henderson. - The only journalist NOT to have interviewed serial killers in prison...

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

'So, summing up: we 'like' you and you 'like' us.'

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

'Before each of you is a video camera. In the event I do something that could go viral...'