Digital Era Satirist Pillows

"The last thing I remember is telling my kids that it would probably shock me if they all stopped texting long enough to eat dinner."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

The Proust of Twitter

"Now you can send it."

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

'My dog ate my computer.'

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

"Fact amnesty"

Social media and censorship...

"Grandpa's not tech savvy. If I want to unfriend someone, I say, 'I don't like you anymore' to their face."

'for more obit info, go to...'

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"The x-rays came back, and — I'm sorry, but we found a very large attachment."

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

Meet John Henderson. - The only journalist NOT to have interviewed serial killers in prison...

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

'So, summing up: we 'like' you and you 'like' us.'

Diana Inquest - 'It's time to move on, and start making a TV mini-series of her life.'

'You are in court today, so I've got to take you into make up.'