Digital Age Satirist Pillows

Web (In)Security

'I was texting when my pop spilled on my laptop, which made me drop my iPod. So you see, officer, it wasn't my fault. Blame technology.'

"I guess I forgot to disable cookies before we started hiking."

Follow me on Twiddle my thumbs.

'Thanks for stopping in. Don't call us, our database will contact your database.'

I think I'm being cyber stalked.

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

"God, this is going to be all over YouTube."

"You spend far too long on that phone..."

"Of course we allow smartphones, just not thumbs..."

Dorian Gray's Web Site.

'Computer crime...same here.'

'I can't believe how many firms let staff waste time on so-called 'social-networking'.'

"I feel fine but according to my new watch I might be dead!"

"Do you remember when Christmas was all about the family getting together and shouting at each other!"

Hashtag memorial.

'Just tweaking my bio in Wikipedia - what's up with you?'

M.D. Mister Jones is back with his sore throat --- He Googled instead of gargled.

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No caption (People in an art gallery look at their cellphones rather than the art on the wall. The paintings are various icons and technology symbols).

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

"What's that, Eddie? You want to give thumbs up and laugh emoji to my hot take on the news?"

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

The Proust of Twitter

"Now you can send it."

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

'My dog ate my computer.'

Standard Life Aberdeen Rebrand

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'