Digital Age Satirist Pillows

Web (In)Security

'I was texting when my pop spilled on my laptop, which made me drop my iPod. So you see, officer, it wasn't my fault. Blame technology.'

"I guess I forgot to disable cookies before we started hiking."

Follow me on Twiddle my thumbs.

'Thanks for stopping in. Don't call us, our database will contact your database.'

I think I'm being cyber stalked.

"You spend far too long on that phone..."

"Of course we allow smartphones, just not thumbs..."

Dorian Gray's Web Site.

'Computer crime...same here.'

"I feel fine but according to my new watch I might be dead!"

"Do you remember when Christmas was all about the family getting together and shouting at each other!"

Hashtag memorial.

'Just tweaking my bio in Wikipedia - what's up with you?'

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

"What's that, Eddie? You want to give thumbs up and laugh emoji to my hot take on the news?"

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

The Proust of Twitter

"Now you can send it."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

'My dog ate my computer.'

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

"Fact amnesty"

Social media and censorship...

"Grandpa's not tech savvy. If I want to unfriend someone, I say, 'I don't like you anymore' to their face."

'for more obit info, go to...'

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"The x-rays came back, and — I'm sorry, but we found a very large attachment."

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."