Internet Satirist Pillows

'I've found that I can get away with posting nasty comments if I end them with a 'wink' emoticon.'

"You Have Hate Mail"

"I'm only writing fake product reviews until I find someone to publish my novel."

Share if you're sick of people asking you to share things.

"Internet diagnosis killed him. He wasn't even ill, but what he read scared him to death."

Twitter Feed

"Tech support? Yeah, how do I add a 'Hate Me On Facebook' button to my website?"

"Do you know you can do this more easily on line, Mr. Pine?"

"For my 15 minutes of fame I've gotten 60 days of social media abuse."

Fortunately there are still some honest social media profiles...

Q & A's How to unsubscribe.

"I ordered some online abuse."

"Do you have anything for tweets?"

'Jerome, 52% of your facebook friends 'like' you dead, 48% 'don't like'.'

'So, please, dig a little deeper and help us get rid of pop-up ads for good.'

The anti-social network: 'So you want me to help you create an anti-social network?'

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

"I'm gonna boycott twitter. But is it a boycott if I never tweeted before?"

Likes, Comments, Shares Landfill

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"You're fired."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Trump pardons

UK border controls relaxed.

No-Work Orange

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

Ghostwriting the Bible

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

CIA report