Internet Satire Lover Pillows

"So, please, dig a little deeper and help us get rid of pop-up ads for good."

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

Beckett for Beginners: "Waiting for Thumbkin"

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

Bureaucracy gone mad!

'Probably giving evidence at some sort of industrial tribunal....heh!'

The Vicar 's Invitation to Dinner.

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

The Modern Damocles -

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

'Before each of you is a video camera. In the event I do something that could go viral...'

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

'Oh no! The sharp elbowed middle class!'

'I wonder if you'd go out with me. I've always wanted to go to couples therapy.'

Bureau of Missing Door Knobs

ENNUI...(smiley face).

"Our battle with Covid-19 has been a triumph."

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

'We've got to stop him watching Robert Peston.'

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

Lose the Iraq War.

The Ultimate Reality TV Show: Apathy Island

Art Vandalism

"But how many followers do you have?"

'Sorry I can't pay your pension until I see gray hair. . . Oh yes, and you also get disability.'

Well done, Harris. That's one of the straightest paperclips I've ever seen.

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