Social Media Satire Lover Pillows

"Professor Marquez, I was especially dazzled by the 22 hashtags in your monologue."

Countess Dracula's failed career as an Instagram influencer.

But, grandmother, what a large number of wolves you have following you on Instagram!

You should have got the hint when we denied your friend request.

"Mr. Zuckerberg, Facebook is in crisis. The brand is now synonymous with data theft, racist uncles, and electioneering."

'But you think people are ready for our new kind of network, huh?'

'Will take a picture with you for food.'

"You know, there are other emojis."

The Proust of Twitter

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'Twitter for goldfish.'

"Bless, Poppy's first tweet!"

"Fact amnesty"

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending' yourself on Facebook."

The Vicar 's Invitation to Dinner.

Social media and censorship...

Bill was so determined to Twitter no one dared tell him he couldn't do it with a calculator.

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

'So, summing up: we 'like' you and you 'like' us.'

'Before each of you is a video camera. In the event I do something that could go viral...'

'I believe in the free enterprise system. I haven't paid for anything in the past 27 years...'

"Gramps, you were alive before everyone knew what you were doing on social media... What was that called?" "Bliss!"

"This is what I use for social media."

'I'll have the Chairman-of-the-board Lunch, and Dexter here will have the Sissy's Salad.'

Extinction events

Rudy, from now on I'm going to answer all employee requests through Twitter. Publicly? Businessman of the Year. Armstrong Maynard. That's right. If you have a valid request, you should have no problem with the entire world hearing it. Now, what was that again about you needing time off for a proctology appointment? Never mind. Hold on ... composing a tweet ... How do you spell "polyp" again?