Social Media Satirist Pillows

'I deplore the lack of internet privacy and so do 5,000 of my Facebook friends,'

"It's great to be a part of an online community that shares your interests!"

'The regulators came down hard on us. They unfriended us on facebook.'

'Would you prefer to make a phone call or update your Facebook status?'

"Well, if it's any consolation, your social media makes it looks like you're absolutely thriving."

"And just like that, Facebook is giving us ads for used cars, optometrists and couples counselling."

"When did constantly making pictures of food become a thing."

'We're foreclosing on your home, in addition to defriending you on Facebook.'

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

Before Facebook: Tonight I'm having pork chops

"I just sent you a friend request."

"I'm unfriending you."

'You'll have to excuse me. I'm not used to talking to people, in real-time, without using a mobile device.'

'I'm still having self-loathing issues... today I un-friended myself...'

It's sad when they quit Facebook

"What triggered the audit? On your facebook page, you said you were a person of 'untold wealth'."

'I see you were following a twitter account while driving. You'll be charged with driving wile under the influence of an influencer.'

"It's the first law of social media."

Social media in fairy tales

'So, summing up: we 'like' you and you 'like' us.'

'I invited God to be one of my friends on Facebook and he's turned me down!'

"No, snub-chat. It deletes your messages before they're delivered."

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

'Maybe you can find your mugger in this book of mug shots, or as we call it, 'Criminal Facebook.''

'No, No, No...Twit-to-WHOM, darling'.

"Oh how nice, I've just had a friend request from the butcher."

75 years later, Tom exits the Chat Room of Rip van Winkle.

'Internet trolls don't live under bridges. Can't get a mobile signal under there.'

"Next time, let's just follow him on Twitter."

Facebook Beggar.

Donald Trump versus the press

Ancient Artifacts

'Off my face book'

"Well, if God had a facebook page think of how many 'likes' he'd have!"

Bob tries out his new sleazeball checker.