Online Satirist Pillows

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

www.tedbdead.com

"I've come to the conclusion, that for most social media users, stupidity must be a preexisting condition."

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"You're fired."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Trump pardons

UK border controls relaxed.

No-Work Orange

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Ghostwriting the Bible

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

CIA report

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

The Proust of Twitter

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."