Cyber Satirist Pillows

Hackers looking to retire got welcome news this week.

Social Media Attacks.

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

The Proust of Twitter

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"Now you can send it."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

Social media and censorship...

"Fact amnesty"

'for more obit info, go to...'

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"They don't appear to want to take over. They just want to dance."

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

How to create a password you can remember...

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

'So, summing up: we 'like' you and you 'like' us.'

Pop up begger.

"Is there someone have called Frobisher?"

"Instagram . . . weAPPon of mass distraction."

"I.T. says these new laptops they gave us come loaded with all the latest viruses."

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."