Online Satirist Gifts

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

'We've gone viral!'

www.tedbdead.com

"I've come to the conclusion, that for most social media users, stupidity must be a preexisting condition."

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"You're fired."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Torturing the English Language

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

Trump pardons

UK border controls relaxed.

No-Work Orange

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

Ghostwriting the Bible

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

CIA report

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

The Proust of Twitter

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"