Online Presence Satirist Gifts

'If these pictures ever end up on Facebook, they could ruin our career opportunities!'

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

The Proust of Twitter

"Did you get my tweet?"

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

"She looks just like in your photos."

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

Social media and censorship...

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

'Twitter for goldfish.'

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending' yourself on Facebook."

Advertising on the internet.

Bill was so determined to Twitter no one dared tell him he couldn't do it with a calculator.

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

"Fact amnesty"

Twitter that!

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

Facebook For Dogs.

Follow me on Twitter...

"Can you take a video of me attacking the garbage so I can post it on Instagram?"

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

I've founded my own religion. Of course you have, Rudy. It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths. If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted. What are the central tenets of your religion? A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation.

"The internet without cat pictures? No way! Make a realistic wish like peace on earth, justice for all, everlasting life, sane politicians..."

"There is only one thing worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. Lol. Winky face."

"Google gets thousands of requests each day to erase links. Most of them seem to go back to my website."

"Just right click, save as, and now you own the complete works of William Shakespeare."

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

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