Social Networking Satirists Pillows

''Unfriended' sounds so much more gentle than 'excomummunicated' does.'

Occu-Pie Mars

They're Not Just That Into It

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

The prying mantis,

The Proust of Twitter

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

"Yes, one is a dog."

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending' yourself on Facebook."

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

Bill was so determined to Twitter no one dared tell him he couldn't do it with a calculator.

"Bless, Poppy's first tweet!"

Social media and censorship...

"Fact amnesty"

'Twitter for goldfish.'

"Adorable. Is yours a rescue too?"

"I'm after the history section."

Inhospitality tent.

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"God help us, it's that guy."

Antiwar Democrats Get Tough

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

"Oh, say you can't see, any conflicts of interest in me! What's good for my brand, is now the law of the land! And the crooked media's nasty glare, my killer tweets bursting in air... Gave proof to the news cycle, that I'm so awesome it's almost unfair!..