Internet Satire Lover T-Shirts

"So, please, dig a little deeper and help us get rid of pop-up ads for good."

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

Beckett for Beginners: "Waiting for Thumbkin"

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

Bureaucracy gone mad!

The Vicar 's Invitation to Dinner.

'Probably giving evidence at some sort of industrial tribunal....heh!'

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

The Modern Damocles -

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

The Notre Dame Five Year Restoration Plan Swing Into Action.

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

'Before each of you is a video camera. In the event I do something that could go viral...'

ENNUI...(smiley face).

'I wonder if you'd go out with me. I've always wanted to go to couples therapy.'

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

Bureau of Missing Door Knobs

'Oh no! The sharp elbowed middle class!'

" ... and this is my wife - I'm legally obligated to tell you that."

"Our battle with Covid-19 has been a triumph."

'We've got to stop him watching Robert Peston.'

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

Well done, Harris. That's one of the straightest paperclips I've ever seen.

Art Vandalism

The Ultimate Reality TV Show: Apathy Island

Lose the Iraq War.

"But how many followers do you have?"

Fakebook

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

'Sorry I can't pay your pension until I see gray hair. . . Oh yes, and you also get disability.'