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'Before each of you is a video camera. In the event I do something that could go viral...'

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

Barcode Dreams

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

The Vicar 's Invitation to Dinner.

Follow me on Twitter...

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

Goodnight Social Media.

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

'I wonder if you'd go out with me. I've always wanted to go to couples therapy.'

Pop up begger.

"Actually, we will replace you."

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

'I was texting when my pop spilled on my laptop, which made me drop my iPod. So you see, officer, it wasn't my fault. Blame technology.'

"Our battle with Covid-19 has been a triumph."

NHS computer: Kaput.

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

'Sorry I can't pay your pension until I see gray hair. . . Oh yes, and you also get disability.'

'I found it on Craig's List.'

'Bad enough they always ask what the worst case scenario is. Must they always look so damned happy asking it?'

Lose the Iraq War.

'Why is there a 'Like' button but no 'Despise' button?'

"Well, it's only one glass after dinner darling!"

'The peasants aren't so bad, Son -- it's the bourgeoisie that's so darn judgmental!'

"It's unbelievable to get kicked out of paradise because of one lousy apple... But wait, I'll give you a really bad rating for that, buddy!"

'I can't believe how many firms let staff waste time on so-called 'social-networking'.'

"I don't care how much I own – there's still something unsatisfying about digital Girl Scout Thin Mints."

'I'm sorry Sir, I can't allow you to enter this country. Your passport is okay, but your internet rating is lousy!'

Redundant horse searches for the definition of 'giddy up' online.

'Maybe it's one of those super-stations.'

"Armageddon, armageddon, armageddon, then sports and weather."

Man sitting on his own at a costume party dressed as a skunk.