Digital Satire Lover Mugs

'Before each of you is a video camera. In the event I do something that could go viral...'

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

Barcode Dreams

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

The Vicar 's Invitation to Dinner.

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

Goodnight Social Media.

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

Pop up begger.

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

'I wonder if you'd go out with me. I've always wanted to go to couples therapy.'

"Actually, we will replace you."

'I was texting when my pop spilled on my laptop, which made me drop my iPod. So you see, officer, it wasn't my fault. Blame technology.'

"Our battle with Covid-19 has been a triumph."

NHS computer: Kaput.

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

'I found it on Craig's List.'

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

'Why is there a 'Like' button but no 'Despise' button?'

'Sorry I can't pay your pension until I see gray hair. . . Oh yes, and you also get disability.'

Lose the Iraq War.

'Bad enough they always ask what the worst case scenario is. Must they always look so damned happy asking it?'

"Well, it's only one glass after dinner darling!"

"It's unbelievable to get kicked out of paradise because of one lousy apple... But wait, I'll give you a really bad rating for that, buddy!"

'The peasants aren't so bad, Son -- it's the bourgeoisie that's so darn judgmental!'

"I don't care how much I own – there's still something unsatisfying about digital Girl Scout Thin Mints."

'I'm sorry Sir, I can't allow you to enter this country. Your passport is okay, but your internet rating is lousy!'

'Maybe it's one of those super-stations.'

"Armageddon, armageddon, armageddon, then sports and weather."

Man sitting on his own at a costume party dressed as a skunk.

Redundant horse searches for the definition of 'giddy up' online.

'Thanks for stopping in. Don't call us, our database will contact your database.'