Digital Interaction Enthusiast Pillows

"Face book suggests we be friends."

The Computer Bore

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Text Culture

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Graduates on their phones

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

Statue of liberty selfie

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

"You're all hashtag summarily dismissed."

How to apply for a job, then vs. now

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

'I appeared to start selling more when I stopped appearing to sell.'

Actually, could you just e-mail me your electronic signature? Meet the author.

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"Buy my data $20"

"Someone posted a picture of you working in the yard, so I knew right away it had to be a deepfake."

'I've finally achieved a paperless office.'

His Master's Data.

'And another confusing thing, they give you a ‘textbook,' but it has nothing to do with texting.'

'Oh look Julia, he's just text me his first word.'

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."