Digital Interaction Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Face book suggests we be friends."

The Computer Bore

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Text Culture

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

"You're all hashtag summarily dismissed."

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

"Someone posted a picture of you working in the yard, so I knew right away it had to be a deepfake."

'I appeared to start selling more when I stopped appearing to sell.'

How to apply for a job, then vs. now

"Buy my data $20"

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

'I've finally achieved a paperless office.'

His Master's Data.

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."

'And another confusing thing, they give you a ‘textbook,' but it has nothing to do with texting.'

'Oh look Julia, he's just text me his first word.'

'Today we learned if it ain't on Google, it ain't worth knowing.'