Online Interaction Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

"I have to give you credit. You're a pit bull and you're nice on and offline."

'I appeared to start selling more when I stopped appearing to sell.'

Telecommuting doesn't hold up well during team building trust exercises.

I CAME. I FOLLOWED. I COMMENTED. I SHARED.

Internet Name Tags.

"Before we take this any further, I'd like us to open about our internet history."

"So I'm assuming it's not always a good thing when a tweet goes viral."

"I learned my social skills on social media. . . what's it to you anyway you stupid cow?!"

"When did tweeting become such an angry thing?"

Social Networks

'We met online, but we don't seem able to take our relationship to the next level.'

Bird to bird: 'If I'm not careful, I could twitter my life away.'

"The apes accepted you, but my sister's a whole other story."

"OK, now take one with mine."

"I’ve only been able to find movies, music, and restaurants that I kind of like using apps, but I’m hoping they’ll lead me to the love of my life."

"Yeah sure, I can erase all the silly videos of you that your master has posted on the internet. It's my most popular service..."

Internet Addict Anonymous

"Do I need to remind you that I have a huge Internet following?"

"I can't take the job in customer relations. I hate the customers. How can I possibly deal with their relatives?"

'I made up my mind to spend less time on line, and I was doing real well 'til they brought the computer back from the shop.'

Senior Chat Rooms.

On 'Friends Reunited' everyone can claim to be a front page maodel for GQ Magazine.

Internet taking money from a man's pocket

'I and my Blog'

"Nurse! Call the doctor, I've found out what is wrong with me."