Online Interaction Enthusiast Pillows

Why is no one accepting my friend requests? The Facebook page of Dorian Gray.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"Will follow you on social media for food."

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

"I have to give you credit. You're a pit bull and you're nice on and offline."

Jimi Hendrix Website - PLEASE LEAVE FEEDBACK

'I appeared to start selling more when I stopped appearing to sell.'

"I'm on Twitter and I get the feeling I'm not being followed."

Telecommuting doesn't hold up well during team building trust exercises.

I CAME. I FOLLOWED. I COMMENTED. I SHARED.

Internet Name Tags.

Social Networks

"Before we take this any further, I'd like us to open about our internet history."

"So I'm assuming it's not always a good thing when a tweet goes viral."

"I learned my social skills on social media. . . what's it to you anyway you stupid cow?!"

"When did tweeting become such an angry thing?"

'We met online, but we don't seem able to take our relationship to the next level.'

"I’ve only been able to find movies, music, and restaurants that I kind of like using apps, but I’m hoping they’ll lead me to the love of my life."

"Yeah sure, I can erase all the silly videos of you that your master has posted on the internet. It's my most popular service..."

"OK, now take one with mine."

"The apes accepted you, but my sister's a whole other story."

Internet Addict Anonymous

Bird to bird: 'If I'm not careful, I could twitter my life away.'

"Do I need to remind you that I have a huge Internet following?"

"Of course I love you . . . didn't you see my Twitter feed?"

'He's switched from tweeting on Twitter to growling on a new social media site called Growler. Suits him better.'

"I can't take the job in customer relations. I hate the customers. How can I possibly deal with their relatives?"

Senior Chat Rooms.

Internet taking money from a man's pocket

'I made up my mind to spend less time on line, and I was doing real well 'til they brought the computer back from the shop.'

'I and my Blog'

"Nurse! Call the doctor, I've found out what is wrong with me."