Online Engagement Enthusiast Pillows

"I don't . . . . the look of this...."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Networking

Target your customer.

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

'Would you merge your mutual fund with mine?'

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

'You're proposing to me with, cubic zirconias?... But, you're a diamond dealer!'

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

'The website made a mistake. Not 'erotic' - 'neurotic'.'

Jimi Hendrix Website - PLEASE LEAVE FEEDBACK

You looked different during our video chat.

'How do you propose to support my daughter on the earnings of a tooth fairy?'

"I now pronounce you man and wife. You may send the bride a kiss emoji."

'Perhaps we should leave details of the divorce settlement until after we are married.'

Telecommuting doesn't hold up well during team building trust exercises.

'We're running late and I have much to cover. Can you hold your eight-part question for later?'

'I won't marry you,Nigel-but WOW!-Yes,I'll certainly get engaged!'

Man and woman meet in bar, in strained poses. He says: 'Now we've met, can we drop the Myspace poses?'

"You're proposing to me with a flea collar?!"

'Even if you were proposing to me, you would tell everyone I proposed to you.'

Internet Name Tags.

Tinder

'Not at this time,Felton - but consider yourself bookmarked.'

"O.K. How about I throw in a necklace, too?"

"Well in that case, would you do me the honour of helping me up?"

Hey, Sis! Your blind date's here! Says he's from ' Big & Tall Dot Com!'

Wendy's blind date had heard that women love a guy who can make them laugh.