Online Engagement Enthusiast Pillows

"I don't . . . . the look of this...."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Networking

Target your customer.

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

'Would you merge your mutual fund with mine?'

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

'You're proposing to me with, cubic zirconias?... But, you're a diamond dealer!'

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

"I now pronounce you man and wife. You may send the bride a kiss emoji."

'The website made a mistake. Not 'erotic' - 'neurotic'.'

'How do you propose to support my daughter on the earnings of a tooth fairy?'

'Perhaps we should leave details of the divorce settlement until after we are married.'

Telecommuting doesn't hold up well during team building trust exercises.

'We're running late and I have much to cover. Can you hold your eight-part question for later?'

Internet Name Tags.

"You're proposing to me with a flea collar?!"

'I won't marry you,Nigel-but WOW!-Yes,I'll certainly get engaged!'

'Even if you were proposing to me, you would tell everyone I proposed to you.'

Tinder

'Not at this time,Felton - but consider yourself bookmarked.'

"O.K. How about I throw in a necklace, too?"

Hey, Sis! Your blind date's here! Says he's from ' Big & Tall Dot Com!'

Online Dog Dating