Internet Romance Engager Pillows

"I tried a dating website and found true love. She confides all her personal problems to me, and even her bank account number."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Online Dating

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

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'He was taller online!'

"Ooh, this looks nice. Would you like to go for a scroll?"

'Oh - My - God - I think I'm virtually married.'

'George and I met on line!'

Computer dating.

'Jeremy and I have decided to take our online relationship to a new level - real life.'

"I don't . . . . the look of this...."

'Roy proposed to me in an email, but my spam filter rejected it.'

You Don't Know Me But I Work Across The Road.

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"I'm still in shock. He had such a trustworthy avatar."

'it's a networking tool.'

Noah's Ark: "It worked for the others."

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Carpal Tunnel of Love.

"I'm sorry. I thought I'd cancelled my computer dating membership years ago!"

"I hear 'mysterious' when you call me creepy."

Yin/Yang Dating

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'I don't think we should rush into anything. Let's exchange photos first.'

'I'm from the computer dating agency.'

Tinder Maze

The first one's my cybersex partner, the other's my bit on the side.

"So, uh, your profile said you oil... what's that all about?"

"Hang on - I've got an app for this..!"

'Oh, Lenny! Let's not spoil a perfectly good romance by actually meeting.'

'I've got to tell you, your 'Do Not Disturb' sign is unnessary.'

"After all these years we're starting to look alike, so we don't want to spoil it by actually meeting face to face."