Internet Romancers Pillows

You Don't Know Me But I Work Across The Road.

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

Online Dating

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

Today's love

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

Online marriage ceremony.

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

'Psst! I'll show you my password if you show me yours!!'

Cyber Love

"We even tried cyber sex, but the line was always busy."

"Ooh, this looks nice. Would you like to go for a scroll?"

"So like, it's so cool to finally meet you in person."

'He was taller online!'

'Oh - My - God - I think I'm virtually married.'

"Siri, find me someone better."

'Roy proposed to me in an email, but my spam filter rejected it.'

'Let me know if you want me to adjust the webcam.'

A woman with a laptop

"I'm going to be honest with you, Noah. I've been virtually seeing someone else."

''Udate.com'... well I bet THAT's work related.'

"I'm sorry. I thought I'd cancelled my computer dating membership years ago!"

Computer Dating Service: Be Careful What You Wish For!

"I tried a dating website and found true love. She confides all her personal problems to me, and even her bank account number."

"I can't tell whether you're gazing into my eyes or checking your e-mail."

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Yin/Yang Dating

'I don't think we should rush into anything. Let's exchange photos first.'

Cyber sex