Internet Romancers Mugs

You Don't Know Me But I Work Across The Road.

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

Online Dating

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

Today's love

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

Online marriage ceremony.

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

Cyber Love

"We even tried cyber sex, but the line was always busy."

'Psst! I'll show you my password if you show me yours!!'

"Ooh, this looks nice. Would you like to go for a scroll?"

"So like, it's so cool to finally meet you in person."

'He was taller online!'

'Oh - My - God - I think I'm virtually married.'

Online Dating Tip 1: Don't Get Angry

"Siri, find me someone better."

'Roy proposed to me in an email, but my spam filter rejected it.'

A woman with a laptop

"I'm going to be honest with you, Noah. I've been virtually seeing someone else."

'Let me know if you want me to adjust the webcam.'

''Udate.com'... well I bet THAT's work related.'

"I tried a dating website and found true love. She confides all her personal problems to me, and even her bank account number."

Carpal Tunnel of Love.

Computer Dating Service: Be Careful What You Wish For!

"I'm sorry. I thought I'd cancelled my computer dating membership years ago!"

"I can't tell whether you're gazing into my eyes or checking your e-mail."

You have: 2,010,597 matches!

Yin/Yang Dating

'I don't think we should rush into anything. Let's exchange photos first.'

Will you merge your blog to mine?