Online Romance Mugs

'Oh, Lenny! Let's not spoil a perfectly good romance by actually meeting.'

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Online Dating

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

Online marriage ceremony.

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

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Cyber Love

'He was taller online!'

"Ooh, this looks nice. Would you like to go for a scroll?"

'Oh - My - God - I think I'm virtually married.'

'George and I met on line!'

'My profile says 'In a relationship', but his says 'It's complicated'.'

'Jeremy and I have decided to take our online relationship to a new level - real life.'

'Roy proposed to me in an email, but my spam filter rejected it.'

A woman with a laptop

You Don't Know Me But I Work Across The Road.

"I'm going to be honest with you, Noah. I've been virtually seeing someone else."

'Mom, who are all these people?' 'I invited all the people you've friended on-line.'

Noah's Ark: "It worked for the others."

"I'm sorry Tom, you're just not the man I 'friended'."

"I'm sorry. I thought I'd cancelled my computer dating membership years ago!"

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Cyber Sex

"I can't tell whether you're gazing into my eyes or checking your e-mail."

Cyber sex

"So, uh, your profile said you oil... what's that all about?"

'I'm from the computer dating agency.'

'I don't think we should rush into anything. Let's exchange photos first.'

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The first one's my cybersex partner, the other's my bit on the side.