Online Romance Mugs

'Oh, Lenny! Let's not spoil a perfectly good romance by actually meeting.'

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

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"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

Online marriage ceremony.

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

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'George and I met on line!'

'Oh - My - God - I think I'm virtually married.'

'He was taller online!'

"Ooh, this looks nice. Would you like to go for a scroll?"

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'My profile says 'In a relationship', but his says 'It's complicated'.'

'Jeremy and I have decided to take our online relationship to a new level - real life.'

'Roy proposed to me in an email, but my spam filter rejected it.'

She looked even better in person. Although she might be Photoshopped.

"I'm going to be honest with you, Noah. I've been virtually seeing someone else."

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You Don't Know Me But I Work Across The Road.

'Mom, who are all these people?' 'I invited all the people you've friended on-line.'

Noah's Ark: "It worked for the others."

"I'm sorry. I thought I'd cancelled my computer dating membership years ago!"

"I'm sorry Tom, you're just not the man I 'friended'."

"I hear 'mysterious' when you call me creepy."

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Carpal Tunnel of Love.

"I can't tell whether you're gazing into my eyes or checking your e-mail."

'I don't think we should rush into anything. Let's exchange photos first.'

"So, uh, your profile said you oil... what's that all about?"

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