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''Udate.com'... well I bet THAT's work related.'

"Our online relationship working. He keeps getting caught in my spam filter."

"We even tried cyber sex, but the line was always busy."

'Psst! I'll show you my password if you show me yours!!'

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

Right click for yes...

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

Today's love

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

'Your website or mine?'

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

cuPad

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

Zoom Wedding

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

"And then she quote-tweeted my retweet of her subtweet, and the rest, as they say, is history."

"Romance"

A man surrounded with lovehearts

"Do you promise to love, honor and not share each other's personal data on social media?"

"What I'm trying to say, Mary, is that I want your site linked to my site."

"We'll always have Paris. I backed it up on a zip drive."

"Love me, Tinder; love me, do. . ."

"Ah, here it is - the Wedding Service app."

"Are bringing your new girlfriend to the office party?"

Maybe I was wrong?

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

"...as they may share in our joy.", "For we are all as one."