Virtual Romance Pillows

"So what do you think about this coronaviruses thing"

Right click for yes...

Online Dating

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

'Your website or mine?'

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

Today's love

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

Online marriage ceremony.

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

A man surrounded with lovehearts

People told me virtual dating was safe!

"Are bringing your new girlfriend to the office party?"

Cyber Love

"We even tried cyber sex, but the line was always busy."

"...as they may share in our joy.", "For we are all as one."

'Psst! I'll show you my password if you show me yours!!'

Maybe I was wrong?

'He said he can't put his love for me into words because it exceeds the 140 characters allowed in a tweet.'

'Oh - My - God - I think I'm virtually married.'

"So like, it's so cool to finally meet you in person."

'Yes, I do like you but in a 'Facebook like' way.'

'It was okay until I lost my cell phone signal.'

"I'd like to meet the algorithm that thought we'd be a good match."

Computer telling man he loves him

'Tech support? If I send a 'Dear John' email to someone named Bob, will it get through?'

'For a romantic anniversary I thought we'd go back to where we first met.'