Virtual Lover Pillows

"Todd and I are doing our best to make it work by never meeting in real life."

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"The days of 'herding cats' are over: my friends and I meet through video-conferencing now..."

Today's love

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

"Darling Elizabeth! How I long to hold you betwixt my giant industrial clamps."

"Look, Mom! A broadband digital subscriber line followed me home. Can we keep it?"

Online Dating for Dummies

People told me virtual dating was safe!

"I didn't mind that his Valentine was a e-card. The big letdown was getting the box of e-chocolates."

"So like, it's so cool to finally meet you in person."

"We met online."

'I see from your profile that you are 5ft 3, have blond hair and like red wine.'

'Get lost. Can't you see I'm with someone?'

Valentine's day may be a bit different this year

"I'm going to be honest with you, Noah. I've been virtually seeing someone else."

Father Tim is enjoying the new normal a bit too much.

Cyber Sex

"I've got 200,000 Facebook followers, but not one real friend..."

They're free-range, but they never leave the wi-fi area.

Carpal Tunnel of Love.

Vote 'Yes' or 'No' on nothing in particular - click to see results.

"I can't tell whether you're gazing into my eyes or checking your e-mail."

"What's our password, dear?"

The first one's my cybersex partner, the other's my bit on the side.

"On my dating website it said would be the perfect match."

'I'm sorry, Steven, but I've met someone else who can give me everything you can, plus free Wi-Fi.'

Love in the time of Covid-19

'Why won't you 'friend' me on Facebook?'

"Let's not screw up a wonderful relationship by meeting."

'Darling, we've been virtually dating for some time now, and I'd like you to be my cyber wife.'

An inflatable man confronts a human man with his inflatable girlfriend.