Cyber Lover Pillows

"What's our password, dear?"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

"We're staying together for the sake of our facebook page..."

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

'Our special of the day is spam sandwiches.'

Online marriage ceremony.

Cybergoth.

"Look, Mom! A broadband digital subscriber line followed me home. Can we keep it?"

"Darling Elizabeth! How I long to hold you betwixt my giant industrial clamps."

"...and another thing...stop referring to me as user-friendly"

"What I'm trying to say, Mary, is that I want your site linked to my site."

Cyber Love

"Are bringing your new girlfriend to the office party?"

'We were matched by computer.'

"...all this time Timmy is spending in cyberspace is beginning to affect him."

"Bob and I met when we hacked into each other's computers and discovered how much we have in common."

"I didn't mind that his Valentine was a e-card. The big letdown was getting the box of e-chocolates."

"Before we go any further, I must warn you that this is not a secure network."

Two mice teasing a computer mouse for being different.

'Newly discovered binary love letter from Bill Gates to his high school sweetheart.'

Empty Telco Hardware Room

"Sorry for the delay. Someone in hell hacked into our computers!"

Online Dating Tip 1: Don't Get Angry

Nethead strip: Playing fetch with Cyberpet #2

'Jeremy and I have decided to take our online relationship to a new level - real life.'

'So are you seeing anyone?'

"If only it was that simple."

"To be or not to be? That is the security question?"

"Todd and I are doing our best to make it work by never meeting in real life."

"Never accept sweets from strangers, son, but feel free to consent to cookies."

Robot breaks up with a desktop computer. 'I faked all those uploads!'

Frank's endless supply of cheap dates.

Robotics. For us it means we're calibrated correctly. Being "well-adjusted" has a different meaning for them.