Cyber Love Enthusiasts Pillows

'We were matched by computer.'

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

cuPad

Boy on father's knee

"Look, Mom! A broadband digital subscriber line followed me home. Can we keep it?"

"And then she quote-tweeted my retweet of her subtweet, and the rest, as they say, is history."

"Darling Elizabeth! How I long to hold you betwixt my giant industrial clamps."

Online Dating for Dummies

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

"What I'm trying to say, Mary, is that I want your site linked to my site."

'We met online, but we don't seem able to take our relationship to the next level.'

"Yeah sure, I can erase all the silly videos of you that your master has posted on the internet. It's my most popular service..."

Apple Kiss

"Before we go any further, I must warn you that this is not a secure network."

"I'd like to meet the algorithm that thought we'd be a good match."

'Do you, Optimus_!@aol.com. take thee, Sexy69@aol.co...'

Well, thanks, but we have no need of a Divorce Lawyer: We're Lovebirds you see...'

'The internet brings everyone closer.'

'Look, he likes the same things I do. Eating, sleeping, knocking things off tables...'

Cupid views his online credit rating.

Love is the Answer - For a Practical Demonstration Call...

"You don't look anything like your profile picture."

Cyber Sex

Vote 'Yes' or 'No' on nothing in particular - click to see results.

'Our secret? Medicinal sex.'

'What do you mean it was me who FIRST taught you to kiss - I hope you've not been kissing anyone else!'

Oh, don't worry about the mess, Mom... this will be your best Valentines Day card EVER!

'I don't think we should rush into anything. Let's exchange photos first.'

Meet Sexy Cougars

The first one's my cybersex partner, the other's my bit on the side.

'I met him through a chatline website - he's a computer error.'