Cyber Love Enthusiasts Pillows

'We were matched by computer.'

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

"We're staying together for the sake of our facebook page..."

cuPad

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

Boy on father's knee

"And then she quote-tweeted my retweet of her subtweet, and the rest, as they say, is history."

"Darling Elizabeth! How I long to hold you betwixt my giant industrial clamps."

"Look, Mom! A broadband digital subscriber line followed me home. Can we keep it?"

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

Online Dating for Dummies

"What I'm trying to say, Mary, is that I want your site linked to my site."

'We met online, but we don't seem able to take our relationship to the next level.'

"Before we go any further, I must warn you that this is not a secure network."

Apple Kiss

"Yeah sure, I can erase all the silly videos of you that your master has posted on the internet. It's my most popular service..."

"I'd like to meet the algorithm that thought we'd be a good match."

'Do you, Optimus_!@aol.com. take thee, Sexy69@aol.co...'

'The internet brings everyone closer.'

Well, thanks, but we have no need of a Divorce Lawyer: We're Lovebirds you see...'

'Look, he likes the same things I do. Eating, sleeping, knocking things off tables...'

Love is the Answer - For a Practical Demonstration Call...

"You don't look anything like your profile picture."

Cupid views his online credit rating.

Cyber Sex

Vote 'Yes' or 'No' on nothing in particular - click to see results.

They're free-range, but they never leave the wi-fi area.

'Our secret? Medicinal sex.'

'What do you mean it was me who FIRST taught you to kiss - I hope you've not been kissing anyone else!'

'I don't think we should rush into anything. Let's exchange photos first.'

Meet Sexy Cougars

Oh, don't worry about the mess, Mom... this will be your best Valentines Day card EVER!

The first one's my cybersex partner, the other's my bit on the side.

"What's our password, dear?"