Digital Love Enthusiast Pillows

"Touch anywhere to begin."

The Computer Bore

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"You may now kiss the bride."

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

'Your website or mine?'

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

A man surrounded with lovehearts

"Someone posted a picture of you working in the yard, so I knew right away it had to be a deepfake."

How to apply for a job, then vs. now

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

'I've finally achieved a paperless office.'

Strategies that will always work

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."

'And another confusing thing, they give you a ‘textbook,' but it has nothing to do with texting.'

"Are bringing your new girlfriend to the office party?"