Digital Love Enthusiast Gifts

"Touch anywhere to begin."

The Computer Bore

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Graduates on their phones

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"You may now kiss the bride."

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

'Your website or mine?'

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

How to apply for a job, then vs. now

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

"Someone posted a picture of you working in the yard, so I knew right away it had to be a deepfake."

Actually, could you just e-mail me your electronic signature? Meet the author.

A man surrounded with lovehearts

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

'I've finally achieved a paperless office.'

Strategies that will always work

'If anyone objects to this union, Tweet now or forever hold your peace.'

'And another confusing thing, they give you a ‘textbook,' but it has nothing to do with texting.'

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."