Digital Life Lover Gifts

"Daddy?How do you get eggs out of a disc drive?"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

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"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"Textin’"

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

"My best friend is my phone."

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

Cat Playing 10th Life.

Spring branding on the Hashtag Ranch.

Strategies that will always work

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."

"Forgetting passwords doesn't make you a bad person, Arnold."

The Screeeen!

"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."

RAISED BY PHONES

"I didn't mind that his Valentine was a e-card. The big letdown was getting the box of e-chocolates."

Mobile

"What's the saying? 'An Amazon gift card is a girl's best friend.'"