Digital Lover Gifts

'Why won't you 'friend' me on Facebook?'

"I didn't mind that his Valentine was a e-card. The big letdown was getting the box of e-chocolates."

"On my dating website it said would be the perfect match."

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

The Computer Bore

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

The Selfie

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Graduates on their phones

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

"You've got computer-breath."

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

"I'll never forget you."

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

A Cyber-Nerd Romance.

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

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