Digital Lover Gifts

"I didn't mind that his Valentine was a e-card. The big letdown was getting the box of e-chocolates."

"On my dating website it said would be the perfect match."

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

The Computer Bore

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

The Selfie

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

"You've got computer-breath."

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"I'll never forget you."

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

Research and Development: 'We've finally done it. An actual cell phone!'

A Cyber-Nerd Romance.

Smartphone Sonogram

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."