Digital Download Lover Gifts

He did say he wanted his cds burnt, remember? Yes, but I think he was after some software!

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"You've got computer-breath."

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"I'll never forget you."

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

Smartphone Sonogram

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"Please turn on your cell phones."

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

'Does it come on Disc?'

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

Man-mobile

Strategies that will always work

"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."

Woman replaces her husband with her smartphone.

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

Silly sausages

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

'My prescription: digital textbooks.'

Computer with owner on a leash like a dog

'Here you go, Miss Harris, all my homework is here on my smart phone!'

'And do you promise to offer free, unlimited tech support?'

'If you can hear me, Larry Gligstein, please send a text to 555-703-7193