Divine Download Enthusiast Gifts

These tablets are heavy. Didn't you create the internet on the fifth night? Couldn't you just post these commandments on your blog?

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

The Computer Bore

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

'We've re-branded.'

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"You've got computer-breath."

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"I'll never forget you."

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

"Great news! Jim at work's promised to lend me all his World Cup DVDs"

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

"Please turn on your cell phones."

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

How to apply for a job, then vs. now

Actually, could you just e-mail me your electronic signature? Meet the author.

Man-mobile

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

"Someone posted a picture of you working in the yard, so I knew right away it had to be a deepfake."