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These tablets are heavy. Didn't you create the internet on the fifth night? Couldn't you just post these commandments on your blog?

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

The Computer Bore

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'We've re-branded.'

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"You've got computer-breath."

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"I'll never forget you."

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

"Please turn on your cell phones."

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

How to apply for a job, then vs. now

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

'Does it come on Disc?'

Man-mobile

"Someone posted a picture of you working in the yard, so I knew right away it had to be a deepfake."