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"You've got prayers…" heavenly e-mail.

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

'We've re-branded.'

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

"You've got computer-breath."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"I'll never forget you."

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"Please turn on your cell phones."

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

Man-mobile

"Harold died happy knowing he gained a certain immortality through social media."

Religion and technology.

Silly sausages

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

Woman replaces her husband with her smartphone.

"Is it an important text?"

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."

God creates humans.

Computer with owner on a leash like a dog

'And do you promise to offer free, unlimited tech support?'

'If you can hear me, Larry Gligstein, please send a text to 555-703-7193

"He looks so natural."

"I have 130 disciples following me on Twitter."