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"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

'We've re-branded.'

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

"You've got computer-breath."

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"I'll never forget you."

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

No, I'm not going to aim at that mouse, either!

"Please turn on your cell phones."

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

Man-mobile

Projection

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

Woman replaces her husband with her smartphone.

"Is it an important text?"

God creates humans.

Silly sausages

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."

Computer with owner on a leash like a dog

'And do you promise to offer free, unlimited tech support?'

"He looks so natural."

'If you can hear me, Larry Gligstein, please send a text to 555-703-7193

'I see we've got a devout mac user at no. 23.'

"I have 130 disciples following me on Twitter."

"I can't afford to lose my phone. I've assigned it talismanic properties."