Digital Divine Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Uh oh....perhaps not Heaven.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

The Computer Bore

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

'We've re-branded.'

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"You've got computer-breath."

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"I'll never forget you."

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

"Please turn on your cell phones."

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

"Someone posted a picture of you working in the yard, so I knew right away it had to be a deepfake."

Man-mobile

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"