Digital Download Critic Gifts

'This next block of silence is for all you folks who download music for free, eliminating my incentive to create,'

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

Twitter censorship

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

"Fact amnesty"

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

It tells you the time? That's all it does? Well, isn't that just the cutest little thing?

'Maximising shareholder value doesn't count.'

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

Someday

I started my own Youtube channel. What's it about? Well, there are already too many stupid-stunt-and-prank channels, and too many holier-than-thou-independent-news-analysis channels. But get this: There were absolutely zero holier-than-thou-stupid-stunt-and-prank-analysis channels. Probably a reason for that. My first hard-hitting post reveals how the inauthenticity of the "Mario Kart" prank is driving away Millennials.

"I'm the innocent victim. School has gotten harder, and my cell phone has gotten dumber."

The emperor has no phone!

"Did you get that text I sent asking you to turn around?"

"All the better to ignore you with."

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

Better Living Through Technology

NHS computer: Kaput.

"I'm sorry, Tom, you'll have to come in. I can't diagnose just from your tweets!"

"Is it always so cloudy?"

Screen Time at the Dining Table

"I appreciate how you've protected my privacy, Doc. I'm gonna tell everybody about it on my medical rating website!"

Brggar holding sign - 'Victim of computer age'.

'I got a new lawn-mowing app for my cell phone.'

Blogging Shoes

"Is this in case the electric grid goes down and we can't text or tweet?"

"Smartphone sales" "Degradation of society"

"Wow, thanks. I'm a big fan. I've downloaded all your stuff."

'Hi - I'm from the Government, and I'm here to implant this little chip in your brain.'

"I'm not responsible for my mistakes in my essay. Spell check and autocorrect are responsible for my mistakes."

'If mobile phones become too popular we'll have nowhere to sit !'

"Amazon Amber Ale, shipped free with Prime. Kill me, Ted. Just kill me."

I hate to tell you this, but most of the pigs on social media are rooting for the wolf.