Digital Download Critic Pillows

'This next block of silence is for all you folks who download music for free, eliminating my incentive to create,'

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

Twitter censorship

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"Fact amnesty"

'Maximising shareholder value doesn't count.'

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

"Did you get that text I sent asking you to turn around?"

"All the better to ignore you with."

"I'm the innocent victim. School has gotten harder, and my cell phone has gotten dumber."

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

Better Living Through Technology

"I'm sorry, Tom, you'll have to come in. I can't diagnose just from your tweets!"

NHS computer: Kaput.

"Is it always so cloudy?"

Screen Time at the Dining Table

"I appreciate how you've protected my privacy, Doc. I'm gonna tell everybody about it on my medical rating website!"

Brggar holding sign - 'Victim of computer age'.

"Is this in case the electric grid goes down and we can't text or tweet?"

'I got a new lawn-mowing app for my cell phone.'

Blogging Shoes

"Smartphone sales" "Degradation of society"

"Wow, thanks. I'm a big fan. I've downloaded all your stuff."

'Hi - I'm from the Government, and I'm here to implant this little chip in your brain.'

"I'm not responsible for my mistakes in my essay. Spell check and autocorrect are responsible for my mistakes."

'If mobile phones become too popular we'll have nowhere to sit !'

The Influencer from Hamelin

Welcome! We're the big box store that never forgets your face.

"We don't care about him, but those social media experiments have got to stop!"