Digital Download Lover Pillows

He did say he wanted his cds burnt, remember? Yes, but I think he was after some software!

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

"You've got computer-breath."

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"I'll never forget you."

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

Smartphone Sonogram

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"Please turn on your cell phones."

'Does it come on Disc?'

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

Man-mobile

Strategies that will always work

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."

"Is it an important text?"

Woman replaces her husband with her smartphone.

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

Silly sausages

'My prescription: digital textbooks.'

Computer with owner on a leash like a dog

'Here you go, Miss Harris, all my homework is here on my smart phone!'

'And do you promise to offer free, unlimited tech support?'

"He looks so natural."

"I have 130 disciples following me on Twitter."